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Anonymous asked: i have a friend who wont stop tweeting "he ate my ass (he ate my monster ass)"

jumex:

it was a graveyard smash!

princess-of-pokemon:

me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

(via fearsdreamsotherterriblethings)

garashirs:

other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

(Source: hexglyphs, via fearsdreamsotherterriblethings)

fearsdreamsotherterriblethings:

I just want to hold hands with someone and smooch and cuddle

frogmp3:

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

(via sincerelydanamarie)

boymilk:

boymilk:

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

(Source: boymilk-moved, via teenytigress)

inkskinned:

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

(via trinket232)

ouc-h:

hard to swallow pill: not every person u care about is gonna care about u in the same lengths, ur capacity to love n care isnt for every one of them

(via sincerelydanamarie)

ouc-h:

hard to swallow pill: not every person u care about is gonna care about u in the same lengths, ur capacity to love n care isnt for every one of them

(via sincerelydanamarie)